dumplestein

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.

“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
“Natasha is such a dumplestein!”

by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022

dumple

a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.

Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot is the Jolly Dumple.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

Dumple

A noun or pet name predominately used by a spouse to describe thier affection towards thier partner.

'Dumple' derives from the word 'dumpling'. It's meaning is tasty and cute like a dumpling... but bigger.

Come here! You look so cute...you're my dumple! 😙

by The Original Dumple May 22, 2019

Dumple-Stilt-Skin

A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.

"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)

by G.I. Joe and J.K.-47 November 4, 2006

dumplebutt

Fat, nasty-assed woman - especially in line at the grocery, typically in green stretch polyester or similar garment that accentuates the inordinate amount of cellulite present

Damn! That Dumplebutt smells like tacos!

by Non-Klan Southern man February 4, 2010

dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

by Jeremy May 19, 2003

Rip Van Dumple

This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.

Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.

by ooten November 26, 2007