Douchivity

1) The state of being a "Douche". 2) To represent how much a person is Douche-like. 3) The over all act of being a douchebag

Your boss has a proclivity for douchivity

by Maccmedia2 July 13, 2012

douchicity

The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.

I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.

by Classic Joe June 5, 2014

douchiety

1. The act of being a douche.

Robert is majoring in douchiety studies.

by henrietta46 January 5, 2012

douchiety

Study it. You will get all the chicks for sure.

"I'm studying douchiety at Stanford!"

by BoobertoBro January 4, 2012