douchetopia

This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.

Pedro "hey harry want to hit the gym later?"

Harry "Nah man, that place is a total douchetopia."

douchetopia by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011

doucheboss 

An arrogant, pompous authority figure (most likely your direct-supervisor) who believes they are way cooler than they actually are.

"Did you notice that our manager, Pauly D, has been using a lot more hair gel lately?"
"Yeah, and with that new BMW, he's totally become a doucheboss."

doucheboss by KKDC5 September 8, 2011

douchegotistical 

being egotistical and a douche at the same time because you think you can either because you were born rich, became rich, or just because your famous

The actor on the set was a douchegotistical jerk!

douchegotistical by Patrick H. Thompson August 30, 2012

doucheoisie 

A middle class douche.

White collar turned up? Doucheoisie

doucheoisie by thegalvanizer March 18, 2010

douchetosh 

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to

stop being such a douchetosh

douchetosh by peard33 June 29, 2010

Doucheoisie 

A dickish Frenchman. He knows he is annoying, but he doesn't care.

Tom- yo, check out the new kid Pierre

Stan- can't you tell he is a doucheoisie

Doucheoisie by ELfuzztheheated September 2, 2010

Douchetorious 

Being notorious for being a complete douche.

Justin Bieber is douchetorious for singing like a girl.
"He doesn't seem to know that the reason girls don't go for him is because he's douchetorious for having his greased up spikey hair and popping his collar."

Douchetorious by phantomJezzi September 30, 2011