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douchegotistical

being egotistical and a douche at the same time because you think you can either because you were born rich, became rich, or just because your famous
The actor on the set was a douchegotistical jerk!
by Patrick H. Thompson August 30, 2012
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Doucherstien

The recently made up word 'doucherstien' is an insult. It can be used as a serious insult, or a friendly insult. Whatever. The word comes from the root words 'Douche' and 'Stien'. Douche, meaning a squeeze-bottle used for the clensing of bodily orfices (usually the vagina or the anus). And stien, meaning a german beer mug. Doucherstien means a German beer mug filled with dirty douche water. Douche. Stien. Doucherstien. There you go.
"That asshole is acting like a total doucherstien. I wanna kick his ass."

"Way to go, doucherstien!"
by KnockaboutKlown June 10, 2009
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douchetits

Female expendibility of epic proportions.
Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!
by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008
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Douchitis

Originates from Douchebag. Douchitis is a disease caught by many in recent times. Symptoms of Douchitis include wearing an excess of collared t-shirts at the same time, taking a picture of your abs or taking pick up basketball games way too seriously.
"Man, Chad just took his shirt off in a basketball game and nobody was designated skins."

"He has a sever case of Douchitis."
by Jordan077 July 23, 2009
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douchetistic

A douchebag who gives me no other choice in life than to make it them a bloody fucking statistic
My ex is such a douchetistic I wanna slap him to sleep with a skateboard
by GypzyWyldeChylde July 10, 2021
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doucheomitis

noun.
A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..
Omg! Doucheomitis picke me up in his Bentley, I fucked him, and now he won't answer! What do I do? Pat is pissed and won't talk to me!
by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021
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