doucheprius

A person who drives a Prius like a douche.

That doucheprius won’t speed up to merge into traffic!

by Dank1chillin June 4, 2019

Douchenard

Noun - 1. A word used to describe a fairly attractive, yet somewhat gayish, young male, known for his infidelity.
2. A tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. Someone who keeps the man code.
4. A male cheerleader.

That guy on Tool Academy is a total Douchenard.

by ewgross April 8, 2010

Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

Douchekakke

Douchekakke is a mix between any "douche" variety and bukkake. It's the ultimate amount of douchebaggery.

"Did you see all those guido's in the bar tonight?"
"Yeah dude, total douchekakke party"

"Hey, have you ever seen Failure to Launch?"
"Yeah, I rented that movie before, it was douchekakke

by Potatobug September 8, 2009

douchepacalypse

Used to describe a large gathering of undesirable people.

One word, made up: Douchepacalypse. -Barney Stintson

by GothicHarajuku November 25, 2010

Douchepatch

The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.

"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"

or

"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"

by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014

douchekak

An asshole or douchebag. Its a combination of douchebag and cock, but pronouced as if you were in New England.

Goddammit Colin, stop being such a douchekak and go already!

by the Real Governor January 2, 2009