When you wake up in the morning and realize you were a douchebag the night before.
Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).
Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).
Tim: Hey Bobby, you were a total douche at that party last night!
Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.
Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.
Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.
Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.
by Kevin Cossner Spacey January 24, 2011
Get the Doucheover mug.A doucheilarium or mikvak is a place where Orthodox Jews go for full body ritual bathing. It is widely used by Orthodox Jewish women to clean their box after menstruation or childbirth.
The NYPD had to post a cop outside of the doucheilarium in Brooklyn, to keep the little neighborhood black kids from looking in the windows for a free peep show.
by Strounce January 1, 2010
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A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
by mitch guist May 7, 2013
Get the douchemeyer mug.Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.
by Gorgechild December 22, 2010
Get the Doucheteroid mug.A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.
"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."
by Richard Headson November 8, 2011
Get the Douchenerd mug.1. When somebody seems like a douche at first, but then is proven to be an even bigger douche than expected
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche
by Vinnythed September 8, 2013
Get the Doucheberg mug.Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.
Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."
by samzi August 26, 2013
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