douchepiece

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

douchefriend

Someone who is a douche but you can't stay mad at cuz they're your friend as well

Tyler is a douchefriend

by scasadadada April 5, 2010

Doucheforia

The ultimate level of douchieness one can reach.

Tom has reached a new level of doucheforia!

by Spider13 August 13, 2014

doucheface

One who has a douche where his/her face should be.

Jenna is a doucheface.

by everclear May 1, 2004

Douchebird

Someone who is the epitome of all douchiness and feels the need to shit all over anything, and anyone, like a bird.

Ray William Johnson is such a douchebird!

by Ilovewonkaswilly November 25, 2010

Doucheresting

Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate" ----- Stemming from a douchebag

Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.

Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on

by Yakimaballer December 27, 2011

douchepine

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011