Relative Douchidity

Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels

Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"

Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"

Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"

guy two ".... down man.... just... down"

by welllll fuck January 20, 2009

douchebitch

The feminine form of douchebag. Used to describe someone who embodies the highest form of idiocy while also maintaining elevated levels of cuntishness. A person who sucks. May also apply to males who have transcended mere douchebaggery by whining, throwing tantrums, or lacking in manhood so much that their testicles have actually inverted, travelled upwards into the body cavity, and become ovaries.

Just drive through the Hamptons or Beverly Hills. You'll find plenty.

Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...

by michelle t. August 1, 2007

Douchanity

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

by Flufff June 1, 2009

douchebitch

A girl that seems to have no brains whatsoever, but still knows how to be rude and tactless.

-"Why can't your sister just be nice and do what we ask of her?"
-"Man, she's just too much of a douchebitch!"

by pirate89RAWR August 19, 2009

doucheosity

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.

Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.

by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

Douchocity

The level of douche behavior displayed by a douche requiring a "douchocity" rating.

Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.

Douchocity rating? 6.8

by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010