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douchecanon

One who systematically gives birth to those regarded by most of society as "douches." See also: abstinence only education
Barbara Bush gave birth to George W. Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush, making her a douchecanon.
by SkyeBear August 23, 2011
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douchecannon

A person whose douchiness is extremely loud and obnoxious. Often goes off without warning, comes out of nowhere and takes people by surprise.
Steve was screaming at the waiter because the green beans on his plate were touching his potatoes. Steve is a douchecannon.
by PlatypusKCP May 30, 2013
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