Doink

by Doinkerhoink October 13, 2020
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Another name for the male penis. Usually only used if the penis is a talented one that can inflick massive pleasure for the sexual partner at that time. Someone can call their penis "Doink" only if they have never had even a medial compliment. it must be amazing!
Hey baby!! dont bite to hard on the doink!

Don't make me come overthere and throw some Doink down!

It's FREEZING outside and my Doink aint a bit shriviled!

Imma smack that hoe in the forehead with my Doink!

She took all but three fingers of my doink down her throat!
by iknowyourspot February 25, 2010
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Sound effect of a penis enlarging.
by Marvin_Jizzum July 31, 2010
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A doink is typically imagined worldwide as a fat spliff, or doobie depending on where you're from.

E.g. "Alright bud, fancy a fat doink", " fuck yeah!".
Alright bud, fancy a fat doink? Oh hell yeah PAL.
by Ion Lad October 26, 2017
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To miss a field goal by hitting the posts in an American football field goal.
Cody Parkey just double doinked the game winning field goal
by Cody Parkey January 07, 2019
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Doinking ranges from hooking up to having sex. It's a slightly more appropriate word to say in some situations.
Did Bobby and Jill just doink or are they just friends only?
by tearsintherain January 17, 2009
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Ant 'hey guys, suck my doink'
by Face of Rochdale February 11, 2017
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