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dogbone

Thing (project, item, etc.) that is uncompletable or undoable for any number of reasons. Like a dog that would bury his bone in the yard and forget about it.
That project is just a dogbone!

Go work on those dogbones, they need to get completed. They have been in production for more than 6 months now!
by Franky Baby May 12, 2006
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Doggone

Lost dog. Used by someone who don't know how to use proper grammar.

Wrong: My doggone
Right: My dog is gone
My dog is gone. My doggone.
by Mauroon January 5, 2004
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Dogbone

Pronounced “dug-bon” Used as a way to greet people, you call your friends “dogbone” much like you would call them “dawg” although dogbone is normally more endearing and special than “dawg”
Whats happenin dogbone ain’t seen you in time
by Whatsgwanin June 14, 2019
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Dogbone

To whom it may concern,
"Dogboning" is the subtle, yet powerful art of holding one's testicles and phallus together with a firm grasp in what is otherwise known as a jelqing position in order to achieve maximum physical potential.
It is strongly recommended that one should compliment his urinal adversary with a firm and thoroughly grasped dogbone.
by Adona1 December 6, 2015
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DOGGONE CONNECTION

It is necessity of ULTIMATE PROTECTION for DEVOTED KIND MUTUAL LOVE domestic pet owners.

The diminishment of the belief in GOD by the SUBSTANTIVE ATHIESTS.

Get the message your FUTURE PEER GROUP.
Hey DORITHEA "how are you today?" I am fine and "what is your DOG'S name! , HOBIE, " so DOROTHEA , given her DOGGONE CONNECTION her name would be , " DOROTHEA HOBIE" which as you know is CATCHY TWO TOO TO YA.

Hey ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FATHER HOPE , PREIST CHARLIE AND NUN JANICE as well as that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN all these ASSHOLES committing PEDERASTY and I will VEHEMENTLY relate to you there is no DOGGONE CONNECTION as can't you here see for YOURSELF!!!!

Look understand FUCKMATE BITCH ANAL ALAN as your name is SHIT ASSH0LE and you are nothing but a SQUIRT as your DOGGONE CONNECTION makes you a back alley HO.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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dogboner

The erection of a dog.
Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boner. Dogboner.
by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023
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dogboner red

The color of an erect canine phallus.

First used by Sam A. Miller aka Sam O'Nella
"... the flesh peels open to reveal a toothless mouth, dogboner red." ~Sam A. Miller in "Still Lost"
by oonir March 7, 2026
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