Dogger

An autistic dog, mostly resides in the *@s45_ dimension of the 84 chromosome realm. While wise men say to not bother Dogger as to not awaken the autism, you can wake dogger up and say "Feliz Navidad", by doing this you kill most of your chromosomes. Fun fact: Dogger is so autistic he does not bark he meows (only at eggs).

"My grandma had a stroke now she's just as a vegetable as dogger"

by fegetniga October 3, 2018

Dogger

Synonym for Dog Feces - slang. Commonly used In Yorkshire, Britain. Often large and runny with a nose tingling aroma that makes you want to vomit.

Karl: "Oi! Look aht lads! bleedin fields filled wit dogger"
Jimmy: "Fookin ell as stud in som!"
Karl: "Serves tha right ye greedy shite, eatin all them bloody skittles!"

by Captain Odyssey March 11, 2020

Dogger

A Giant heap of steaming dog poop!

Docco: Ahhhh feck! Just stood in some dogger!
Lewis: Thats a big Dogger alreet mate!!
Amy: I spotted that one a mile off!
Anton: It gave my Astra a flat tyre!!

by Anton Bramhall February 14, 2008

Dogger

Noun: One who refuses to participate or avoids a given situation.
Verb: Dogging. The act of avoiding or "chickening out"

Colloquial Australian slang term

"Have a go you dogger"
"Are you dogging the party"
"Don't be a dog"

by MetalGez February 21, 2007

Dogger

Mix between the n-word and a dog

If a black guy is attacking like a dog. “omg, Stop being such a dogger”

by CaedenBeauty December 17, 2018

dogger

A lazy, unproductive person who is often found fucking the dog or doggin' it

"Get off the couch and help ya dogger"

by Paul May 27, 2005

dogger

The unit of measurement for quantifying the level of visible ass crack based on the number of thawed hot dogs that could be stuck into the exposed ass crack.

"Damn...why doesn't that fat ass just wear a belt?"
"No shit...that's at least a three dogger."

by StinkTaco March 3, 2008