diddling

In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.

Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.

by rokesmith February 14, 2005

oogling the doodlings

v. Unprovoked scrutinization of one's fingers, often while fingers are in motion. Related to checking the digits.

Charlotte: "I don't understand how Anne gets so much amusement out of looking at her fingers."
Emily: "Pssh, I've caught you oogling the doodlings plenty of times."

by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010

phone doodling

When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.

Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"

by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009

Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

dondelinger

A playful term for 'penis', often used in a playful manner when a friend makes a silly comment. Taken from Principal Dondelinger from The Simpsons.

Person 1: "When does the 24-hour shop close?"
Person 2: "Oh my God, you're such a dondelinger!"

by RichF July 19, 2007

data diddling

Data diddling is the changing of data before or during entry into the computer system. Examples include forging or counterfeiting documents used for data entry and exchanging valid disks and tapes with modified replacements.

he face legal issue because he did data diddling for crime related data

by aboola April 1, 2013

Diddling her bug

The act of female mastrubation.

I cam home late last night and caught my girlfriend diddling her bug.

by Touchdown Tony February 23, 2007