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Dishwasher

A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.
Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!
by Randee3 November 11, 2019
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The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.
I wouldn't have purchased The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai if I had played the demo first
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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national dishwasher day

march 8 is national dishwasher day

when all dishwashers are celebrated
by spikes82 March 9, 2020
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dishwasher chess

When you place dirty dishes in somebodies dishwasher and they come and re-arrange them as soon as you have done it.
After dinner Karen cleared away the dishes and filled the dishwasher only to have Linda re-arrange them, challanging Karen to Dishwasher Chess.
by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009
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Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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International dishwasher day

Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.
Madeline: yo it's international dishwasher day
Abby: Eyyy lemme go grab my cascade pods!
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Dishwasher Chum

The unsavory fluid, mostly water, left in upturned glassware, measuring cups and the crevasses of other items found in a dishwasher after full completion of a wash cycle. This fluid contains sediment, particles and other dissolved elements freed from these items during cleansing. On occasion these elements, though visible, cannot be linked to any food substance known to have been present at the time of the machine's loading.
GROSS! Everything in the machine turned upside down. Now I've got to dump all this nasty "dishwasher chum." out and rerun it all!
by Betharoni August 6, 2011
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