dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003

pirtmonger

Noun: individual entity whom which behaves in an aggressively unexpected manner. May it be to sassiness, frassyness, or generalized peculiarity.

"Jinkies, stop being an obese pirtmonger will ya!"

by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 31, 2020

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011

dirtmonkey

A person that is made for doing dirt and not much else.

Anton Chigurh is a dirtmonkey in No Country for Old Men.

by robespierre March 11, 2008

Dirtlinger

Describes somebody who thinks they are of higher worth than everyone else, but in reality are a complete loser.

People who try to aspire to levels of the social ladder that are beyoned their reach.

Jimmy was a total dirtlinger for laughing at everything they said, and being a total tag-along.

by Dirtlinger June 7, 2005

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011

dirtmopper

Someone who participates in analingus.

That dirtmopper cleaned my ass real nice.

by jimmyjobob35 April 30, 2010