dildick

a prosthetic created using a dildo to replace one's penis. The middle is usually hollowed out to allow urine to pass through.

Billus: "Hey, did you hear about Garvin, he was in a bad car wreck and his dick was cut off in the windshield."

Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."

by Marvelous Mark May 17, 2009

dildicycle

(pronounced dil-DIE-cycle)
1. This unique contraption is a bicycle with a dildo attached to the seat. The device is used for transportation, exercise, or as a sex toy.
2. A sex position in which the person makes a peddling motion with their legs.

"I'll be out riding dildicycle."
"I'm gonna by me some dildicycle shorts."
"Wanna ride my dildicycle?"

by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008

dildic

adj.
Of, like, or pertaining to a dildo

It's really dildic to bail on your friends for a hoe.

by Jaiess December 28, 2008

Dildike

1 (n) a woman acting spineless and floppy like a fake penis

2 (n) a fake lesbian

See also: Dildogenence, Dildoser, Dildojo, and Dildisease

(Lady one walks into gay bar)

Lady2: So, how YOU doin? *wink*

Lady1: Oh i'm not like that, i just came here with some friends.

Lady2: (walks away) Dildike....

by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010

dildicorn

A horse with a dildo taped to its head.

"what is that I think I saw a unicorn"
"no, it can't be"
"bro I think its a dildicorn"
"yes we finally saw one"

by littletomato October 30, 2018

Dildicate

To dedicate ones dildo to a "deeper"purpose.

I'm gonna dildicate my new dildo by breaking it in tonight. You're welcome!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Dildine

a drinking buddy

I met a dildine today and he gave me wisdom and fun in a bottle.

by enidlid lover April 3, 2021