dildotics

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.

Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?

by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008

dildontics

the art of using didoes and other sex toys

She has a degree in dildontics. She accepts plastic, And I don't mean VISA.

by Rik Bagtaz November 21, 2007

digtastic

1) When you enjoy (dig) something so much that it becomes catagorized as Digtastic.

2) or you may be a digtastic person meaning that you can be very groovey or like to dig holes... a lot. ha

Im feeling the groove of that Electric Six song, its totally digtastic.

by Mugshot June 8, 2007

diasticutis

ones posterity, or buttocks

"do not put your diasticus on the table!"

by Wood Schwartz June 12, 2005

Dickastic

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

Dildatious

Like courageous or daring, but dildatious. It's a term mainly used by girls to show what a dildo you are being. Used to show that although you are doing something courageous or daring, you are also being a dick or a dildo at the same time.

Emma, stop being so dildatious.

by Harry Rodgers August 20, 2013

dispastic

When dyspraxic cunts use their condition to excuse everything they fuck up. A disgrace to spastics everywhere.

Shut up, you dispastic prick!

by Ocuped January 26, 2017