Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."
Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"
Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"
Kid 1: "Good idea!"
*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*
10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.
Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"
Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"
Kid 1: "Good idea!"
*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*
10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.
Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
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The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings
Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings
Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.
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'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'
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Hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, chlorine, iodine, astatine and bromine.
Hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, chlorine, iodine, astatine and bromine.
When diatomic elements are converted to gaseous atoms, only half a mole of molecules will be needed, as the standard enthalpy change is based purely on the production of one mole of gaseous atoms.
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