Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

by Cap watet June 2, 2021

dickstruction

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.

After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.

by Andypal September 7, 2010

Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dijkstra

A guy who invented a shortest path algorithm.

"Bob learned of dijkstra's algorithm"

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid July 11, 2019

Dickdrawal

When someone that is used receiving dick is suddenly left without it, causing withdrawal symptoms to occur.

That chick Devandra, she's going through total Dickdrawal right now. I caught her grinding that kid Skip's arm from accounting in the break room.

by partycrashers October 11, 2009

dicksurance

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.

Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."

by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014

dickstraction

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005