Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

dick

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

Dicksweater

A person who always agrees with someone else.

Billy: Fuck, I hate anyone who isn't white!
Rob: Srsly.
Everyone else: God damn Rob, you're always acting like Billy's dicksweater.

by kenato June 29, 2009

mr dickster

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009

Dickpectation

An expectation you have of someone's penis. It could be how large, thick, or how well used the penis is.

Person 1: Yo i met a guy at the club yesterday
Person 2: oh really what's he like?
Person 1: Well he isn't very attractive but I've got high dickpectations of him

by cheese_theorem January 29, 2016

Dickstart

Verb: When a girl is about to start her period and has sex, causing her to bleed a little during sex and start her period immediately after. The dicking kickstarts their menstruation.

I wasn't supposed to start my period for a couple of days, but we had sex and it dickstarted it.

by squishycool August 26, 2013

dicksprung

A woman who falls in love after getting the full D.

When you get good D and then fall in love.

1. A: Yo, why don't you call Bonnie to come kick it?

B: Tried dawg, but she's dicksprung. She's with her new man all the time now.

2. A: How did it go with your guy last night girl?

B: We did it. I just want to cook and clean for him. I'm in love.

A: Oh betch, you dicksprung !

by ganjababe November 9, 2013

dickseer

A person who can see out of there dick.

Com'n man why u got to be such a dickseer.

by Person142 October 9, 2018