ducksome

Having sexual intercourse with 2 or more "Terribly Ugly Females".

Anthony: Did I tell you guys I had a 3 some last night?

Fonzzy: You mean a ducksome with those two ugly chicks?

Anthony: Fuck you Fonzzy

by Bogingles November 20, 2013

Dickhome

Someone you frequently have sex with.

Can't wait to have fun with my Dickhome.

by Jackfree April 2, 2016

dicksmear

an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a penis, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear. sort of like skidmarks. but not quite =)

I hate that teacher, he is such a dicksmear!

You are lower that a bum's dicksmear.

by Jhazmin April 15, 2005

Dicksmell

Someone whose smells like a dirty dick. Or an asshole.

You nasty dicksmell!!

Go to hell Dicksmell.

by MarkofNero April 17, 2010

Dicksomaniac

(Noun)
An occasional slut.

Someone who has periods of addicktion. They may not typically be a slut, but has the capacity to be and there are times when they get more dick that one would care to think about. Like binge drinking but with dicks instead of alcohol. You don't do it all the time but when you do, you go hell-for-leather.

From the word dipsomaniac, someone who suffers from intermittent bouts of craving alcohol.

Person 1: "Did you hear about X? They had sex with three guys last night!"
Person 2: "Wow, that's crazy! They haven't been like that in a while. They're such a dicksomaniac."

by harrig April 14, 2014

dickcome

The amount of dick you get. It’s like income but in the term of dicks.

I won’t post him on my instagram because that would hurt my dickcome

by SaraStier May 7, 2018

ducksomeness

Totally awesome, but in a way with rubber ducks

All of my friends have a lot of ducksomeness

by TobsterDaLobster June 15, 2018