dickslexia

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.

His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"

by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008

dicklelickle

Someone who likes to suck dick (such as your cousin)

That kid Joedamien over there is a dicklelickle 😥💦

by Omgbrooooxp April 4, 2016

Dicksslexic

Accidental texting or posting of dick pics to the wrong number or DM.

Oh shit. I can't beleive I just texted/posted that dick pic to (1: my auto mechanic)(2: the Stop Sexual Harassment Now DM on Twitter). What the hell, I must be Dicksslexic.

by MajorHole June 14, 2017

Dickslexia

When your dick gets confused (sexually)

“It’s like a straight dude jerking off to James Charles dressed as a girl, he got dickslexia!”

by ifibackitup February 21, 2020

dickslexia

A preference for smaller dicks.

Billy has a tiny penis, so he'll need to find a girl with dickslexia

by pkiff August 6, 2011

dickslexia

the failure to participate in oral sex

"i got back with nigel last night, but when things started to get a bit frisky, he told me his dickslexia was back.
I was not happy" :|

by Rebecca Davies March 4, 2008

dickslexia

Dickslexia Dicks-lexia = is an intense euphoric state of being caused by multiple full body orgasms.

symtoms of dickslexia; temporary loss of lower extremities, shortness of breath, rapid pulse, paralysis, and hyperventilation. Some other temporary side effects of dickslexia include, difficulty standing, sitting, breathing, and performing basic motor functions. An episode of dickslexia can last from a few moments up to one week in extreme situations. Subject will be spent from orgasmic convulsions, and at a loss for words. My girl had dickslexia so bad she could't stand up or sit down for twenty minutes.

by Root 66 October 3, 2009