Disguised Toast

A Twitch streamer known for being good at Hearthstone and Teamfight Tactics. Part of OfflineTV, an Asian streamer house.

Damn, isn't Disguised Toast thicc?

by OhTheTruthHurts August 31, 2019

Puppets in Disguise

When characters like ALF wore things like trenchcoats to hide their physical appearence.

Gay Liotta's club Slice has a lot of puppets in disguise.

by Jon Gulbuni May 25, 2010

Facts in disguise

Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.

“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”

by Alienboobs February 8, 2020

Disguise

1. To be pretend being something/someone you don't really are.

Like when someone acts diferent to someone, but in truth you're the complete opposite.

2. To hide yourself.

Ex 1:
-Bro, why you wear this dumb disguise?
-Shut up nigga...

Ex 2: Don't think I don't see you haters, I know you all in disguise...

- Only God Can Judge Me, Tupac.

by Quik3224 April 14, 2022

lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.

I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.

by ndrndr October 8, 2008

dickscuse

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Dicksquired

When you’ve been made a fool of and don’t recognize it.

You just got dicksquired!

by Archebald December 23, 2020