dickolo

someone that is such a jerk that calling them a dick or a doucebag isn't an adequate description

Jeff: Hey! Stop picking on Tim for having a big nose.
Steve: Yeah. You're worse than a douche bag. You're a dickolo.

by bromine24 September 17, 2014

dickflap

A elongated foreskin that protrudes unusually past the tip of the penis.Also meaning of an sexist asshole that really pissed you off.

The guy was such a dickflap I can't believe he just said that!!

by Cici Rocks April 12, 2007

dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.

Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!

by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011

dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

by n2funsd February 3, 2010

dickvelope

woman; girl; person of the famale gender; mysogynist roots but fun to say

We can't leave for the movies yet, my dickvelope is still puttting on her makeup.

Get away from my dickvelope, biatch.

by no thank you, but thank you for asking March 7, 2008

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

Eat-a-Dickology

The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult.

You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology.

by Los Cineastas September 19, 2005