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Dickmole

A mole that is above or on ones dick, usually very unappealing, and repels girls. If you have one, GET IT REMOVED! NOWW!!
OMG. Becky did you see his dickmole?! It was soooooo big!!!!!
by theniggasdownthestreet July 11, 2011
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dickmive

(Dick-Mive)- Like the number five but with an M. Adjective- meaning a dumbass man, or rather an idiot who acts in a shady matter towards people. Derived from the word dick meaning a guy who acts in an obscene manner towards the opposite sex. And the word mive, meaning a man trying to show off his jive.
Man why are you lying, telling them ladies your a pimp. Your such a dickmive.
by $Curtman$ July 21, 2009
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dickmire

A real dumbass.A non thinking move made by someone.
John is such a dickmire,he didn"t think that though.That was such a dickmire move you ass.
by head dickmire January 8, 2012
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dickmillion

An excessively large and indefinable number. Usually used to describe a large quantity of things.
I think Luke needs to be taken home, he's had a dickmillion shots of sambuca and is chundering all over the place.

Ali won at Monoply last night, he had all the properties and a dickmillion pounds. We didn't stand a chance.

Have you seen Karin's spare room? There is no room, she keeps a dickmillion shoes in there that she never wears!
by freedaslaves September 9, 2013
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Dicknile

Can be something a man is over his penis size, or a woman that thinks she’s going to get dick, but the probability she does is against the odds.
Even though Ahmed only has a 3 inch penis, he think’s it’s a 7 inch penis. He’s in dicknile.

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Jane thought for sure she was going to get some dick tonight so she shaved her beaver. She has no clue however that her date is gay.
by Kevirrrrooni December 12, 2018
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dickilepsy

When your partner is engaging in heavy touching of the privates and/or Oral sex they repeatedly falls a sleep.
Last night I think my wife had a case of dickilepsy!
by Local boy September 24, 2020
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dickilepsy

just like epilepsy, you're dick is asleep during sex but awake when you are asleep you can cum
abg 1: my bf has dickilepsy
abg 2: might as well fuck him while he asleep then
by asianfasian June 10, 2023
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