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diplomatic yampion

A diplomatic yampion is a yampion that has committed sexual assault and/or rape.

In a pedophile ring, a diplomatic yampion is of higher rank than a yampion, but is of a lower rank than a tactical yampion.
I’ve heard that man is a diplomatic yampion.
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Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
by An Interested Party August 14, 2009
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Diplomatic Counter-Strike

A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.

Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.

The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.

Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.

Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
"THE DEAL HAS GONE SOUR! CAP 'EM ALL! DIPLOMATIC COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER WORKS"
by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008
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dicklomat

Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.
Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.
by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009
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Dicklomat

People on the internet who try to be overly politically correct and open minded, when in fact they are none of these things. Instead, they rant on the internet to appear better then the general public because of their opinions.
Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!
by Elitist_destroyer March 11, 2016
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Diplomatic Cable

A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.
Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.
by acalarch December 2, 2010
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Dickamatics

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.
by juthegoat November 6, 2018
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