dickhopping

Similar to island-hopping, but pleasurable to both parties.

Friend 1: Yo, i wanna ask out Jonny in our physics class.
Friend 2: Bro, he's been dickhopping all around that class.

by BlackBerryPicking February 12, 2020

dickdog

When you stretch and wrap your ball-sack all the way to the tip of your schlong, hence giving the appearance of a hot dog bun... Typically meant for well-endowed individuals

I fed my girlfreind some dickdog last nite, my balls feel sore now

by Colorao October 16, 2006

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

dickhole fucking

a disturbing new trend in gay sex. a man with an erect penis inserts his member into his partner's flaccid wang. when performing this sex act, the man fucking the limp dick must be careful to not cum inside the shaft or the dude's gonna have massive blueballs and a veritable sperm turf war going on in his testicles.

I heard about dickhole fucking last night on Dateline, man I thought getting a q-tip shoved down my urethra was bad.

by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008

Paperclip Dickhole

A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.

Yo, Wanna play Paperclip Dickhole?

by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019

dickography

the complete history of everyone your boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse / lover / significant other has ever slept with.

Julie usually gets a full dickography of any guy she sleeps with beforehand.

by Aria & Andrea December 4, 2007

dickhole

(1) One who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.

(2) A detestably nasty person.

(3) The urethral opening.

You make my dickhole hurt, you dickhole!

by blenderpuppy February 26, 2004