Dickdict

someone who is addicted to being a massive dickhead- a dickdict!

Your such dickdict!!!!!!!!!! Why the heck did u do that again?!? I think your running out of ways to annoy me...

by Outrageous 1992 March 4, 2009

dickaddicted

When someone just can't see someone for who they really are and only care about dick, the more dick the better.

Geygia thought Brooklyn's new lad was a cunt, but Brooklyn didn't listen and only cared about the dick, she must be a dickaddicted!

by TheNotoriousBigH January 16, 2017

Dicklected

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment

I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected

by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023

dickfisted

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.

After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...

by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006

dickvicted

When one is on a dick, and after the dick orgasisms, one is evicted from said dick, due to sensitivity or fatigue.

Afterwards, he dickvicted me, by pushing me over to the other side of the bed.

by hwritesw September 29, 2017

Dickflicted

Adj: The state of being uncertain about impending activity due to sexual and ethical implications.

The term is gender-neutral and pan-sexual.

Although the Cardinal's daughter was incredibly hot, Travis was dickflicted about taking action due to the potential for extreme negative consequences.

by Dickey22 February 21, 2019