Dickisured

Insurance for a single person protecting financial assets from dicks.

I'm a single woman so I called my insurance agent to protect my finances from all dicks. I'm now dickisured!

by Dmarie2015 January 1, 2015

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dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019

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DICKASAURUS • Dickasaur • Dickasauras • dickasauraus • dickasauros rex • Dickasaurusrex • Urban dickasaurus • dickosaurus • dicksaur • duckasaur

nickasaur!

nickasaur! is a kid, named nick, who covers songs and makes them more techno.
He also writes his own songs.

he OWNZx.

nickasaur! rockz.

by --v--/\--v-----<3 October 21, 2008

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drinkasaur

a prodigious drinker, capable of consuming rivers of booze while maintaining sense of humor and desire to pull some good pranks - some say they are extinct.

last summer in Dublin we saw a couple drinkasaurs lure some tourists into a drinking game. nobody ever saw those tourists again...

by bnorton March 15, 2008

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You're out at a sporting event with like five of your buddies. Four of us have bought at least one or more rounds of beers for everyone. It's getting close to the end of the game, and there's that one dinkasaurus who hasn't bought any beers, yet has had no problems drinking all the free beer. He think's he's gotten away with being a cheap ass motherfucker, but everyone in the group has noticed.
You, talking to a couple in the group: "Hey, did you notice dickless didn't buy any beers?
Response: "Yeah... what a fucking dinkasaurus!"

by goodlord! February 8, 2015

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