dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

by Big Al May 13, 2005

Weasel Dick

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.

Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?

by yzbill55 April 25, 2009

weasel dick

A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position

Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .

by Goddess Mama October 3, 2015

weasel dick

A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.

Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!

by lipglossboy May 7, 2009

Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022