Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

Dickwhittery

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

dickshitter

An offensive insult referring to a person's asshole-like qualities.

Dude, you're such fucking dickshitter.

by vinnie baby January 14, 2008

dickshitter

one who shits on dicks during anal intercourse

I shat on your dick during that Anal Session ie. Dickshitter

by Ausjustin1 September 19, 2006

dicksitter

someone or something that engages in the act of sitting on a dick

someone who engages in the act of sitting for a dick and or watching after a dick

Janie loves the cock. She is the biggest dicksitter in our junior high.

Penelope can you be my dicksitter for the night.

by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006

dicksmitter

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.

Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.

by Smittysays September 23, 2022