Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017

Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011