A diarrhoeatic is any food or drug which affects the excretory system, causing the afflicted to produce three or more liquid bowel movements in a given day-- a condition known commonly as Diarrhoea, or when your poop looks kind of like a smoothie made purely out of peanut butter and.... wet.
Keebler cheese crackers are a notoriously powerful diarrhoeatic, often found in workout facility vending machines and school cafeterias. Be particularly wary of crackers that may seem to have too much cracker and not enough cheese, as these are most likely expired and fully capable of causing dysentery, gangreen, a milder form of gangreen known in the local martian vernacular as gangblue, and any of a plethora of other deadly and sometimes alien and thus incurable ailments besides diarrhoea (obviously).
(Keebler crackers are widely believed to be made in outsourced factories on the planet Mars, where labor and towing services are cheaper.)
(Keebler crackers are widely believed to be made in outsourced factories on the planet Mars, where labor and towing services are cheaper.)
by Ronny P February 24, 2010
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A food which is both enjoyable and regrettable in which it is delicious, but usually includes the after effects of diarrhea.
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The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
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"As a doctor, I suggest you eat a lot of Diarrheatic foods to help with your constipation. I can fill you out a prescription for some laxatives, or you can just eat a lot of Taco Bell."
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Get the Diarrheatic mug.1. The useless, red, watery substance that comes out of a ketchup bottle when one forgot to first shake the bottle and thus ruins your fries, your burger, or whatever else you wanted it for.
2. An insult levied towards an undeserving individual who is both a "one-upper" and a narcissist; one who is useless and ruins a great time together with friends and/or family.
2. An insult levied towards an undeserving individual who is both a "one-upper" and a narcissist; one who is useless and ruins a great time together with friends and/or family.
1. That restaurant has THE BEST French fries. When they finally served them, I eagerly grabbed the ketchup to enjoy God's gift to man. But all that came out of the bottle was Diarrhetchup; ruining my fries!
2. While I was discussing my Slavic lineage, that Diarrhetchup butted in the conversation to say how awesome it was being French.
2. While I was discussing my Slavic lineage, that Diarrhetchup butted in the conversation to say how awesome it was being French.
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