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Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking
Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"
by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009
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diarrhealicious

A extremely tasty, hard to resist food item that will in all probability give the eater a severe stomach ache and digestion problems.
I better not eat your mother's chile-con-carne; it is diahrrealicious. I will not be able to resist.
by Nickus July 26, 2005
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Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
by Stefonamus June 16, 2009
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diarrhetchup

1. The useless, red, watery substance that comes out of a ketchup bottle when one forgot to first shake the bottle and thus ruins your fries, your burger, or whatever else you wanted it for.

2. An insult levied towards an undeserving individual who is both a "one-upper" and a narcissist; one who is useless and ruins a great time together with friends and/or family.
1. That restaurant has THE BEST French fries. When they finally served them, I eagerly grabbed the ketchup to enjoy God's gift to man. But all that came out of the bottle was Diarrhetchup; ruining my fries!

2. While I was discussing my Slavic lineage, that Diarrhetchup butted in the conversation to say how awesome it was being French.
by Game-Player December 21, 2015
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verbal diarrhentia

Nonsensical verbal diarrhea. Blathering a neverending stream of craziness at someone who has no interest in and/or cannot understand what you're talking about without a break in "conversation" allowing for them to politely escape.
Stay away from Bob today, his verbal diarrhentia kept me trapped in the break room for an hour.
by verbal assault victim December 13, 2010
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diarrhetic wave

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
by stockman09 February 14, 2010
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diarrheactic

explosive diarrhea soothing lotion that you eat when you get terrible diarrhea
john: man, i really need a diarrheactic!

mandy: dude, why?

john: i ate way too much taco salad! it's either the diarrheactic or a diaper!
by clobrtgeesd August 8, 2010
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