defurer

de-fur-er
a tool used to remove hair (i.e. animal fur) from material or cloth surfaces.

"de" to undo something "fur" as in what is being removed and "er" for the instrument (i.e. curler).

I often use my defurer to remove dog hair from my clothes.

Can i use that defurer to remove the cat hair from my chair?

by Polly Massaro October 19, 2007

Wilf Dewhurst

Boy who has a handshake with a girl

You’re such a wilf dewhurst

by Childslayer42 May 16, 2021

defur durr

Basically the same thing as "hurr durr," but used by people who apply to colleges but get deferred.

Person A: I got deferred from MIT!
Person B: Me too!
Person A and B: Defur durrr!!!111!

by MizMaz December 27, 2011

dewfer

A person who drinks alot of mountain dew.
someone who drinks so much mountain dew, if you prick their finger they will bleed mountain dew

Holy crap, dad your a dewfer, you drink a 12pack of dew a day

by secondhanddiabetes December 2, 2010

defuru

Defuru

Defuru is a man who like to eat and realy stuphid he like to stalk a friend
And when you wanna eat something he will take your food

by Sultan hamengkubwono June 29, 2017

Defurred

To skin a deer

I defurred that deer!

by Defurred November 17, 2017

defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.

Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

by QuacksO March 2, 2021