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Fake depressed

Fake Depression is when a teenager (mostly girls between the ages of 12-15) pretends to be diagnosed with the very serious mental illness called depression in hopes getting attention. These girl will usually post pictures of themselves or other images with captions claiming that they want to end their lives or wanting to ‘end it all’ when really they just want others to take pity on them and sulk about how terrible their amazing life is. Spotting a fake depressed person is easy so please if you suspect someone you know might be this annoying blob of a person please these symptoms below
. Listening to ‘emo music’ and Billie Eilish

. Constantly taking about how bad their life is (usually people with depression don’t tell anyone about it)
. Posting on instagram with sad captions
. Complain that they have no friends (when really they have more than you)
. When talking about cliques or what famous character in a movie they are like they will usually pick the sad/emo/weird one

These people are some of the most disgusting people on the planet
Brittney :" omg like, I have know friends and everything in my life sucks right now and I just want to die"
Sam : " do I know you?"
Brittney : " no, nobody does because everyone hates me"
Also Brittney: "omg I’m so fat and ugly"
Sam : " shut up you fake depressed twelvie"
by Gavin’s crocs July 14, 2019
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Depressed

When it's dark enough to see the stars...
by Just Another Retarded Anon September 18, 2016
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depressed

when you can't seem to understand what is bothering you, you dont care about the things you used to and you feel so hollow inside, that all that comes to mind is...death.
"I used to be so vibrant, and lived in colours, now i'm walking around in shades of gray, and i dont understand why"
by Quisha June 16, 2004
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Fake depressed

A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention
Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.

Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual
by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020
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depressed

The feeling that you'll never be happy again.
The time when you don't want to go anywhere.
The time when you don't want to do anything.
Or see anyone.

My good friend.
"I don't want to live this life anymore if all I'm going to live to be is depressed"
by Keiley13 January 12, 2006
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Depresserbate

When you are really depressed so you turn to masturbation to make you feel better
I am so depressed right now. My girlfriend just dumped me, my dog died, and i just got the red ring of death. I think im going to depresserbate.
by Punisher647874 December 18, 2010
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Depressed

You feel numb, you feel like there's not a reason to get out of bed or to do anything for anyone but you feel that you have to do something or you will rot, you fell like you don't have any friends, you feel like there's no point in living
Friend: are you ok?
You: no I'm very depressed
by Koolkat24 November 24, 2018
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