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when you submit a definition , a message will show saying "Your definition will be reviewed soon." - and by soon they mean about at least 2 weeks

Your definition will be reviewed soon. -"this definition was probably created 3 weeks before it was posted and reviewed here "

by NotaFortniteSpedkid February 17, 2021

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it!

something urban dictionary says when no one has defined it

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it!

by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020

Faux Defecation

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

by gingyman January 9, 2010

Definitions You Wrote.

This is not one of them.

This is not one of the definitions you wrote.

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 31, 2022

Detention

A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.

Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.

by A Human Male July 14, 2018

actual definition

A rare artifact that you probably won't find under the Urban Dictionary. If you want to find this rarity, please look anywhere else but here.

You probably won't find any actual definitions on many words on this website, especially on the word "pineapple".

by helloImJustAnotherRandomPerson July 28, 2016

is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?

Nope

“is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?”

Nope

by Nnnnnooooopppppeeeee February 7, 2018