jewish daywalker

The Jewish-daywalker is someone who is Jewish on the father's side vs on the mothers side . As Jewish laws says you are only Jewish if your it comes from the mother. Someone who is Jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being Jewish without the consequences be being fully Jewish.

Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork

Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork

Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork

I thought the jewish people were not allowed to eat bacon. It's ok, he's a jewish daywalker .

by J.Daywalker April 4, 2016

daymaker

n.) an indivudal or event that makes one's day, brings immense satisfation or happiness.

"Wow no homework?? Daymaker!"
That was great, what a daymaker.

by embr12 February 27, 2011

Empress Daywalker

A Daywalker that has gained elite status among the ranks of other daywalkers. They have the power to walk in broad daylight, and can assume the shape of a human. Easily distinguishable, with red hair, pale skin in July, and freckles. Prey on humans while they sleep, much like a vampire, but instead collect souls in a pickle jar. Not to be confused with wife.

Dude look out that chicks definitely an empress daywalker.
How can you tell?
Just look at all those freckles, and she smells like pickles.

by TimTheEnchanter274 May 24, 2011

daywalker

A mass weapon of destruction created by the gingers. The fore-gingers saw coming an impending genocide of the ginger race, so they decided to create spies with some of the qualities of the gingerhood (so they wouldn't be rejected by fellow redheads), but with exceptional looks and hardly any freckles so that those 'daywalkers' could infiltrate those of us who possess souls.

A: Wow, Lilo looks smashing... she's so gorgeous.. i wish i could meet her irl...
B: Be careful, that one is a daywalker.. she works for the gingers... i mean yeah... she looks harmless enough, but she could kill you in your sleep...

by godsaveusall August 17, 2010

daywalker

Mildly derogatory term used by a night owl to describe the average "nine to five" worker.

I go to the all-night supermarket when all the daywalkers are in bed, because it's less busy.

by Nameri March 3, 2010

dynacker

A guy who likes taking long walks on the sandy beaches of his dads anus.

hi dynacker you dune coon

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

dahackerhoes

a tiktok duo that gets banned every 2 minutes for making discharge and cracker jokes

“dahackerhoes hacked a kpop fp”

by peepsforeaster April 3, 2021