When a person says, or does something offensive to someone else, without intentionally doing so.
Originates from the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", in which the star; Larry David, always inadvertently offends someone.
Originates from the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", in which the star; Larry David, always inadvertently offends someone.
Man #1: It was nice to meet your wife last night.
Man #2: Thank you, she thinks you're a terrific guy.
Man #1: She's hot too. Great tits.
Man #2: Excuse me?
Man #1: Ya' know, she's got a nice body. Nice. It's a compliment
Man #2: That's very offensive.
Man #1: It wasn't suppose to be.
Man #2: FUCK YOU!
Man #1: I just had a Larry David moment.
Man #2: Thank you, she thinks you're a terrific guy.
Man #1: She's hot too. Great tits.
Man #2: Excuse me?
Man #1: Ya' know, she's got a nice body. Nice. It's a compliment
Man #2: That's very offensive.
Man #1: It wasn't suppose to be.
Man #2: FUCK YOU!
Man #1: I just had a Larry David moment.
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Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"
Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"
Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"
Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"
Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
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(n.) A Houston voice actor who does a lot of anime work. He's not the most poular guy, but that's fine. Some of his roles include characters in Clannad, Orphen, Saiyuki and Canaan.
However, he is sexy enough to model for magazines...which would undoubtedly catch on fire due to his hotness.
He is a very sweet guy. Sweet like candy and puppies.
You can also use this term to describe someone that you are madly in love with.
However, he is sexy enough to model for magazines...which would undoubtedly catch on fire due to his hotness.
He is a very sweet guy. Sweet like candy and puppies.
You can also use this term to describe someone that you are madly in love with.
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Newlywed: He's a total David Matranga.
Casting Director: I need an actor who is hot, talented and chock full of every kind of awesome.
Assistant: You need David Matranga.
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Only true David Male's have Ginga hair, they roam this earth in a way they dont care.
Spreads love, happiness, fear and resentment he doesnt care it depends how you treat him thats whats fair.
Two sides of the same coin with a different picture on each side.
Only true David Male's have Ginga hair, they roam this earth in a way they dont care.
Spreads love, happiness, fear and resentment he doesnt care it depends how you treat him thats whats fair.
Two sides of the same coin with a different picture on each side.
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