Daffny

The cutest, funniest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet. Very talkative but talking to her is fun. Likes books and is cute when angry. Has a great personality and is very energetic. Is a great friend; you'd be lucky to be friends with a Daffny. Most of her jokes are corny but she gets really happy when somebody finds them funny. When you have a bad day, go talk to Daffny and you'll feel better. She always has fun stories to share. Everybody loves Daffny, it's hard to not like her.

Daffny is so short, sometimes it's hard to believe she's actually a highschooler.

by S ecret February 2, 2020

Doffensive

Verb. A new tactic introduced by the San Diego Fire Dept circa. 2011,and continued into practice today, whereby your fire attack consists of going offensive, getting scared, going defensive for hours, then going offensive again and sending your men into an unsafe building. Famous examples include the University Ave and Kettlebell Gym fires.

"Hey man did you go to that fire last night?"

"Yeah, we burnt that place to the ground. It was a total doffensive fire"

by Sgt Shmuckleberry Hound June 21, 2013

doffensive

A driver who goes in the fast lane and maintains a consistent speed by breaking the speed limit and not getting caught by cop

We came fast and we were doffensive all the way

by tintedwindow July 8, 2007

Lukas deffendall

A piss- drinker who is a bully and a female.

“Dude you’re such a Lukas Deffendall!”

by Your local homie January 12, 2020

daffern

People with this last name are known for their excellent sense of style regarding lawn maintenance. They are ferns. They speak. All I hear are da ferns. You can see them in the wild by their significant red hair. Brown haired Daffern's however are not to be trusted and will bring bad luck upon your family.

Why are Daffern's on our lawn

by BigBadBrunB December 10, 2016

Backwards Daffney

The act of going to the toilet in a reverse manner thus spreading your excrement towards the inner front of the porcelain bowl making it impossible to flush.

"I just backwards Daffney'd my mates toilet now he will have no choice but to scrub-a-dub-dub it off when he wakes up"

by beavis1982 August 3, 2007

Darfense

Darfense is playing Soccer defense the right way! A Darfender scores on defense and runs the whole pitch on defense while breaking ankles.
Darfenders take penalty kicks... And score them.

Darfenders are the best Soccer players without a doubt.

“Coach, I’m just gonna play darfense instead m’kay?”

“I’m a darfender so I play everything.”

by TotallyNotDarvin October 11, 2019