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my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her
by rodrickfromdiaryofawimpykid February 23, 2020
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Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!
by JerryJohan June 3, 2018
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a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to
Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
by Billiam Beaver June 7, 2018
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When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.
Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!
by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme May 17, 2018
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v. To wash object, perhaps not a kitchen item, in a machine made for washing dishes.
Sometimes I dishwasher my fish tank to clean it out thoroughly. Fish tanks aren't ordinarily dishwashered. I learned the hard way that fish don't survive dishwashering.
by gr33nman August 26, 2013
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One who's full of potential but fucks up as in the movie "The Dragon"
"You can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause I always need a good dishwasher" The chinese lady talking to Bruce Lee
by de DAI yos February 8, 2004
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a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman
Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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