My favorite quote throughout these "definitions" is "Malvern Prep is a bunch of stupidhead kids." Whoever wrote that must be one fucking retard. Devon Prep fucking sucks ass, $14k a year and you get SHIT. Waste of time when Malvern is only $1k more and is 50 times the school. Devon Prep is the biggest fucking waste of money and is full of devout catholics from downingtown. DEVON PREP SUCKS!! Disgrace to the town of Devon (which in fact bitchslap's malvern). I'd go to Malvern prep ANYDAY over this shit school.
by Devon Prep Sucks March 22, 2005
School that sucks at everything. None of their sports teams are good. They are known for being "smart" although they really arn't. The school doesn't even have a freaking football team, much less any other sports that count. And the few they do have, they suck at. Their grades arn't much different compared to Malvern's. And many of them have more beemers then bill gates. Devon people suck at life... therefore... the suck at everthing
by ya March 04, 2005
Malvern Prep is a bunch of stupidhead kids who aren't going to a good college. Someday your gonna be working for us. If you can get a job at Longwood Gardens. At Devon we take pride in not having contact sports. Our debate and chess team will kick Malvern's butt. He He! So what if we enjoy giving eachother anal sex, at least we have won a bunch of championships in the Nobody league. If we were to fight Malvern we'd definetly lose, but in a D&D tournament your going down. And we have 5th period blow job session. Does Malvern have that? NO! Sure its with a bunch of guys but at least were getting action. What! What! Does Malvern wear matching scarves and mittens to their sporting event! At devon we're fashionable.
by Loot March 18, 2005
one of the definitions states that devon prep one every sport in their fall season, thats nice only one problem you are NOT in the inter-ac. you guys are retaurded, you say that malvern is a school for kids that don't get into devon, you are so wrong, i got a scholarship to your school and turned it down after i visited. you all are computer geeks who think you all that. you arnt just missing contact sports theres plenty of other sports missing. please just grow up.
by bob marley March 16, 2005
hey devon.. you guys blow at everything you do.. congratulations on sweeping fall sports.. to bad you have absolutly no competition what so ever... play some inter-ac teams (such as Malvern) and see what happens..
by malvern is better then you March 31, 2005
a school where people who want to start shit do it by posting anonymous insults on a website, I guess not having any contact sports makes them afraid of a real confrontation
They also have a strange obsession with penises, especially the penises of guys at other schools
They also have a strange obsession with penises, especially the penises of guys at other schools
by Awesome-o March 05, 2005
by bitch March 21, 2005