funny how you say Devon Prep has never won a championship in their lifetime--I believe this last fall, Devon swept fall sports--yes thats 3 championships--and again I think Devon had a higher SAT score, GPA score and had students who attended more colleges ranked in the top 25 in the country then Malvern--this is childish that we discuss our differences under an Malvern Prep or Devon Prep--my experince with Malvern guys is that they talk alot of shit but never come to a fight--this is a true showing of inmaturity on both parts so why don't both Devon and Malvern guys shut the fuck up and realize that no one reads this shit because no one types shit about other schools online--lift weights or take steriods or do something with your lives then just sit around and talk shit about your "rival" when the only times we play you in sports is in middle school....
This is inmature--but Malvern does suck...
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Devon Prep is a school I once attended in Devon, PA. I came there from public school durin g sixth grade and transferred out this year during eigth grade.

I came from public school. At first the school seemed great. However, eventually the annoying uniforms and racist kids at the school wore me down over time. They were incomprehensibly more rude and socially backwards than anyone at public schools. They were 100 times more immature than anyone I had ever met at public school. They never were in short supply of a racial slur or sexual joke. Each time they met a girl they talked about it for hours as if a nuclear bomb had just gone off.

As for their relationship with Malvern Prep, I really rolled my eyes at my classmates' stupidity. We viewed them as sports "rivals" despite the fact that we lost to them in nearly every single sport every time. (By alot.) Malvern, however, it seems is not much better since it is basically all boys with also uniforms, however I do have to credit it since it has a great sports complex and its athletic teams are really good, genrally. The teachers at Devon were worse than in public school.

And if you think, god fobid, that I am another Malvern kid here to slam Devon, trust me. Lol I have nothing to do with their rivalry and nothing to gain from it. This is a public school kid's viewing, honest and nothing else from someone who was in the school.

The only reason for all of the immature gay slurs going back between Malvern and Devon is the fact that the two schools are all boys. Therefore, the social enviornment that exists is basically one where everyone is soccially insecure and there is a constant inquisition to root out and find out whos gay, so that you yourself are not accused and therefore socially tarnsihed when in fact no one is gay and more could be accomplished by simply being friends and working together positively.

As for those at Devon, peace out and I'm doing great back at public school.
Lol this is actually true no joke.
A couple Devon kids talked to a couple of Devon girls for a few minutes at a meusem on the seventh grade trip last year.
Devon kid: Omg, she was totally going to hook up with me.
Me: Guys, you barely even talked to them. You are never going to see them again.
(Devon kids ignore me and continue to talk about it for the next 24 hours.)
True example of Devon Prep behavior,
by Mike "Vanilla" Ice November 25, 2006
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A prep school that consists of nerds that tried to get into Malvern but failed due to their inability to do anything but study. Their lack of any sports team to win at anything since their creation has led their best extracurricular to become mock trial. They typically wear glasses, have not seen the sun since their mothers walked them to the car from the hospital, and the most contact they have ever had with a girl was breastfeeding. Their generally angry at the superior prep schools, primarily Malvern, because Devon is inferior in every way except you do not want to mess with a Devon kid in Dungeons and Dragons. They are typically less attractive, rich, smooth with the ladies, and just generally less then every other prep student in the state of PA. This causes them to be quite sardonic in their view on life just because they couldn’t have grown past 5’2” and their greatest physical feat was the time they touched the net in basketball.
I wish i wasnt such a nerd because I go to Devon
by Better then you March 3, 2005
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My favorite quote throughout these "definitions" is "Malvern Prep is a bunch of stupidhead kids." Whoever wrote that must be one fucking retard. Devon Prep fucking sucks ass, $14k a year and you get SHIT. Waste of time when Malvern is only $1k more and is 50 times the school. Devon Prep is the biggest fucking waste of money and is full of devout catholics from downingtown. DEVON PREP SUCKS!! Disgrace to the town of Devon (which in fact bitchslap's malvern). I'd go to Malvern prep ANYDAY over this shit school.
Devon Prep sucks so much it should be called "Douche Prep"
by Devon Prep Sucks March 22, 2005
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one of the definitions states that devon prep one every sport in their fall season, thats nice only one problem you are NOT in the inter-ac. you guys are retaurded, you say that malvern is a school for kids that don't get into devon, you are so wrong, i got a scholarship to your school and turned it down after i visited. you all are computer geeks who think you all that. you arnt just missing contact sports theres plenty of other sports missing. please just grow up.
Do we realy need one
by bob marley March 16, 2005
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Who gives a shit? Both schools blow, they have nothing going for them.. Both schools suck, there are some public schools that graduate kids into better colleges. Both are all guys. Both have to wear uniforms.
And, before you go and call someone a retard, saying their school sucks, or that you're smarter than someone else, please get your grammar and your spelling straight, because you sound like a dumbass when you call someone retarded and the next word is spelled incorrectly.
Do I want to go to Devon Prep and be branded as gay for the rest of my life, or do I want to go to Malvern Prep and get fucked up the ass by priests for four years??
by '05 May 4, 2005
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