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wet daydream

The wet daydream occurs during the day when you are thinking about laying the bone to some hottie and you get a rock hard boner, and after it (the boner) goes down, you have a few drops of splooge in your underbriefs. Some guys may have a full load in their pants, depending on how hot of a situation they were daydreaming about.
Member of the media: "Mr. Jobs, what product will you be unveiling today?"

Steve Jobs: "This is the new Ipod, it can play music, movies, make coffee, and print U.S. currency. It is really great"

Another member of the media: "What price can consumers expect to pay for this amazing device?"

Steve Jobs: "I will answer that as soon as I get back from the restroom, I just had a major wet daydream."
by John Planet January 6, 2008
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Maladaptive Daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is a medical condition in which a person will obsessively and uncontrollable daydream, this can be triggered from music, stories or nothing.
These Daydreams usually include: an idealised self, violence, rescue, capture, arousal, trauma, etc.
Most Maladaptive Daydreamer's have multiple worlds in there head, but all know that they aren't real.
''What is he doing?''
''Just Maladaptive Daydreaming.''
by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017
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manic daydream

Someone whos hotter than the hell they claim to come from, but has been running in circles since they had learned their shapes
Guy 1: Damn, Maddie is hot
Guy 2: too bad she's such a manic daydream
by AlphaTheRad September 15, 2020
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daydream

A creative, non-logical, non-linear thought process. In other words what most ppl do when they get bored in a classroom.
What was the homework, I was daydreaming again during the lesson.
by ElAmo January 12, 2005
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Daydreaming

When you zone out of something that you're supposed to be paying attention to, and start fantasizing that you are in bed, late at night, with the girl of your dreams.
BRUH SCREW OFF WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INTERRUPT ME? I WAS DAYDREAMING!
by iTookAHarSHIT September 3, 2020
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Daydreaming

1.A condition that occurs when one is in deep thought while looking in the same direction for a long time.
1. OOh i think boby is daydreaming about that girl sexy ass.
2 Where?
1. right in front of him
2. oooooo
by Sahara Desert February 12, 2009
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day dreamer

One who spends their day ignoring all around them. They usually have a fucked up life outside of their day dreams and feel the need to escape to a reality of their own.These day dreamers seem weird to people, somewhat like an outsider, because they dont willingly participate in social events. They are normally left alone even though they may need someone to come up and give them a reason not to have to day dream anymore, and actually get out there and enjoy their life for once. They day dream because what is actually happens is nothing compared to what they can conjure up in their imaginations.
The girl sat in the back of the class, in a desk of her own. Nobody talked to her, so she started to day dream. In her mind she was taken far away where nobody could hurt or bother her. Somewhere where she could belong.

She was a day dreamer............
by The girl with no face January 4, 2010
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