dadlad

middle aged bloke who had a kid when he was 18 and tries to recapture his youth by inviting himself out with his lad and his lads mates complete with tattoos and a t shirt just about covering his growing beer gut.

Oh shite Adam is out, that means Dadlad will be out as well throwing shapes and drinking trendy beers..... No pulling for us tonight unless we find a Mamlass for him!

by Usernamealreadytaken September 13, 2014

DIDLS

An acronym standing for Diction, Imagery, Details, Language, and Syntax (in relation to poetry analysis). Can also be used as an exclamation, adjective, or verb (unrelated to poetry analysis).

School was canceled today because the roof collapsed and there's asbestos everywhere. DIDLS!

by M. Davidson February 28, 2008

dads

Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.

Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.

by Alladee March 26, 2015

Dadsplaining

When a father answers his child's question, no matter how simple, with undesired and tangentially relevant information and life advise.

I asked my dad where the spare tire was and he must have gone on for half an hour dadsplaining how to change it. I'll be damned if that information didn't come in handy a couple months later.

by EmptySea September 2, 2017

Dadley

Someone who looks like a pure daddy but reviled to be a power bottom when clothing comes off.

I was looking to get completely drilled but turned out he was a total Dadley.

by DadleyJJ November 27, 2019

Dads toys

A dads prised toys being strap on dildos or blowup dolls. A dad will never show anyone these toys apart from is friend downstairs!

Dads toys are kept as a secret among us

by The kids diss me like what October 15, 2018

Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009