Cyberstition

Fear or suspicion that providing personal information such as a password or email address in order to access an application, website or other system could conceivably make one vulnerable to attack by phishers, hackers or viruses.

Bartleby preferred not to open his email on the grounds that he suspected his mailserver had been hacked although he knew he'd be ribbed by colleagues for cyberstition.

by helenhiccup December 16, 2010

cybersitter

The bane of every teenager's life

A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"

Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on

The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.

words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook

and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide

John: "I think I'll research the causes of b'reast cancer for my homework assignment"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"

by chrismoore@home November 20, 2006

cyberstalk

Use of the internet to secretly gather information about a person

She was adept at using of search engines to cyberstalk Garry

by Laura Tripp September 23, 2008

cybernuts

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).

Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.

by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

cybersteel

The #1 Global Apex Predator in the video game Star Wars: Battlefront 2

I just Cybersteeled all over the place.
Woah, did you see Cybersteel earlier, he's such a skilled player.
Dude, I'm basically Cybersteel rn.

by Gregor Pustule September 16, 2023

cyberstalking

Cyberstalking, which is simply an extension of the physical form of stalking, is where the electronic mediums such as the Internet are used to pursue, harass or contact another in an unsolicited fashion. Most often, given the vast distances that the Internet spans, this behaviour will never manifest itself in the physical sense but this does not mean that the pursuit is any less distressing. There are a wide variety of means by which individuals may seek out and harass individuals even though they may not share the same geographic borders, and this may present a range of physical, emotional, and psychological consequences to the victim.

Person A: "Did you hear about Alfonse, hes totally cyberstalking this chick from another country"

by batgimp January 21, 2007

Cybersesh

Using webcams over the internet with another person (traditionally through skype) while each person is smoking marijuana. It gives the simulation of not being alone while smokin' your herb and is a play on words form cybersex.

Person A: "I'll skype you at 10pm for a cybersesh."
Person B: "K, I'll have a fresh bowl packed by then"

by mubbsy88 November 5, 2009