Cuntongue

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.

I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Cuntonese

n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.

Cliff: Yo baby jo mut ye.
Girl: Herro!!
Jeff: DAMN that nigga is so fluent in cuntonese!

by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011

Custoner

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana

Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner

by macnotpc July 24, 2011

cuptoast

A cat with 9 lives

hey cuptoast, what the fuck is oatmeal.

by imgenericsoimboring December 14, 2021

cunton-mouth

the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing cunnilingus (frankly I don't care whether it's experienced by male or female). counterpart: cockon-mouth.

Male 1: "Yeah so there I was balls deep and I thought, why not go down on her. Big mistake!"

Male 2: "Dead skunk?"

Male 1: "Totally, I almost puked. I must have brushed my tongue for 5 minuntes and still had cunton-mouth. And on top of that the bitch rolled over and went to sleep."

Male 2: "What a cunnilingrate!"

by position_x_force February 25, 2005

culton

Someone with swag out of then Ying yang
is a certified badass motherfucker. Much better looking than you or any of your friends
unles they're name is culton
will bang your mom if given the chance.
also the ones Named Culton Ruey are the coolest and definitely not gay like the rest of you faggots. Fuck you.
ps. Will fornicate with your women

Culton is a cold blodded-panty bandit.

by not culton ruey November 28, 2013

cuntonium

Noun, An element made of pure cunt. This element is found within all who possess the cuntishness, cuntaceousness, cuntbaggery, and omni-cuntasticness found in all true cunts. Highly radioactive and definitely unstable.

"Jesus fucking Christ, she's running on pure Cuntonium power tonight."

by WizardOfDaHood July 25, 2020