cuntpirate

Someone who raids womens Vaginas looking for treasure, or just for pleasure.

I took Sidney in the Hotel room hit and Cuntpirated her. It was so gnarly.

by Dirty Sick Ninja March 20, 2008

Sir Cuntalot

An cunt of extreme proportions!

Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.

Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?

Steve: What? Nooo?

Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.

by Holbeach Legend August 17, 2006

cuntriloquism

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.

Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.

by Catherine McC October 19, 2003

Cuntriloquist

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.

Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.

by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

cuntalottapuss

A. noun. A name given to someone who is being especially pussy like meaning they are the biggest vagina anyone has ever seen. Another term for the average snatch just a whole hell of alotta of it.
B. adjective. A term used to describe a situation or object that is extremely pussy like.

A1. You damn cuntalottapuss just jump off the fucking bridge before I kick your pussy ass.
A2. Shit son I want to eat me some cuntalottapuss.
B1. This is a very cuntalottapussy video game. Who wants sit and pick fruit.
B2. That is quite the cuntalottpuss peach. It looks like a 13 year old girls gina.

by The Addster May 13, 2006

cuntsloth

1)a vagina which rides a dick at sloth-like speeds

2)an idiot and slow retard that enjoys being idiotic, slow and retarded.

she was riding my dick using the cuntsloth technique

stop being such an idiotic retard you cuntsloth

by slothcunts July 1, 2008

Cuntilitus

Where a cunt joins your team at work and their cuntish attitude and work ethic slowly spreads throughout a team.

"There's been and out break of cuntilitus on my team since that useless cunt joined"

by Commander Harry September 12, 2016