Cuntrama

Drama only a cunt could make. Usually blown out of proportion. So much Drama the white girls will say " I can't even"

Dave: "did you hear the Cuntrama in the hallway during lunch?

Steve: dude the entire school heard that crap.

by Kaybul April 8, 2015

cuntourage

A guy whose entourage is a group of hot women.

Check out the cuntourage hanging out with that lucky son of a bitch.

by youradvicehere September 27, 2009

cuntograph

1.machine used to rate vaginas
2.a graph showing vaginal measurements
3.picture with vaginal content

"hey look at my CUNTOGRAPH bob, its nice, like pie, mmmm pie."

by Kingloz June 5, 2003

Conogram

Falsely portraying a bit of admittedly nifty technology as being way more advanced than it is.
Also, something that CNN did to compete on the same level (read: lowest common denominator aka infotainment) as Fox. Lends a news program the objective crediblity equivalent to having Flava' Flav and Britney Spears MC the State of the Union Address.

Did you see the conogram on CNN last night during the election? That was just green-screening. My webcam can do that. Look, I'm in Maui now! Eat a dick, Wolf.

by JFork December 15, 2008

Cutography

Cute photography

Anna: Hey Jade, take cute pictures of me.
Jade: Okay, what do you want it to be?
Anna: Surprise me with your cutography skills.

by Delgarlmnt October 27, 2018

Cuntgames

Games that cunts play to fulfill their desire for tension and unrest. Usually these games are played during a time of social tranquility, and when it is the of the utmost inconvenience to everyone involved.

In the aforementioned game "Destruction of friendships as collateral damage" earns bonus points,

While admitting you have been pinned in a lie or positively ID'ed as a registered CUNTGAMER is grounds for disqualification from the game of cunts.

The only chances for redemption are to, point the blame elsewhere, cause as much collateral damage and ruin as much tranquility as possible in the process of being revealed as a cuntgamer.

Cuntgamer #1 - Everyone sure is getting along nicely these days...

Cuntgamer #2 - Lets play cuntgames, and possibly ruin some friendships in the process!

Cuntgamer #1 - Cuntgaming FTW!

by Highly Refined Pirate January 1, 2010

Cuntocracy

Bureaucracy gone to a completely new cunty level.

"Alex, those visually impaired fuckers have complained about the size of writing on train signs so railtrack have taken 28 trains off the track"
"Oh my god Rob, what an excellent example of cuntocracy!"

by Oxford Rudeslices, representing the Stafford Paintball Posse May 9, 2006