cuntacity

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.

1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.

by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017

Cuntoring

Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.

With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.

by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

cuntorius maximus

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.

god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.

by alfman July 6, 2008

Cuntocracy

Bureaucracy gone to a completely new cunty level.

"Alex, those visually impaired fuckers have complained about the size of writing on train signs so railtrack have taken 28 trains off the track"
"Oh my god Rob, what an excellent example of cuntocracy!"

by Oxford Rudeslices, representing the Stafford Paintball Posse May 9, 2006

cuntceited

similar to a vaingina. Except whereas a vaingina is a hot girl who while full of herself is still ok to hang out with. A hot girl who is cuntceited not only is full of herself but also such a bitch that she has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Nelson: Yo, Dane's ex is such a bitch. She totally lives in a bubble that just revolves around her.

Dave: Can you believe she said she had to lower her standards so much to be with him, and that's why she cheated because she couldn't even recognize herself anymore.

Nelson: I know she's so cuntceited!

by autobot85 March 26, 2010

Cuntort

Similar but opposite situation to the word mansplain except that in mansplaining, men are to blame, in the eyes of women, for explaining things to women from a twisted male perspective. Cuntorting the truth is when women tell men how it "really" is/was.

Well sure Babe, when you cuntort it like that, it makes sense why I'm an asshole for mansplaining why your car ran out of gas.

by fathermike April 19, 2018

Cuntosity

(noun) the state of being a cunt.

That broad is probably ragging it this week; I can feel the cuntosity in the air.

by aHugeFuckingDouche September 25, 2008